"I'm a new pretty. You get to be a new pretty from age sixteen until, like, whenever you get tired of partying all the time. Then you become a middle pretty. Get married, move to the burbs, take the exams and get a job. Have a kid. When you get really old, you become a late pretty. A crumbly. Neither of those are full-body surge like becoming a pretty in the first place, but they give you a couple wrinkles and stuff so you look wise and calm."